Quote of the day: "'Lethargic Major General.' Is that a rank or something?"

Question of the day: See above. After all, I am quoting me.

Ted's question #16: Will you let me out of the room yet? I'm getting tired of being in here with you.

Reeses progress report: Uh, no progress on Reeses, but I am making headway in what I'm calling "CCW"--my story for biology class. I actually got about three paragraphs written since last night...