Re: Fwd: Victory speech

I'm sorry, but this is a piece of junk. If we were to do this, we'd have a war on our hands bigger than any that has ever taken place on this planet. And all the countries "on List 1"? They'd be right beside the countries on "List 2". There are reasons for many of these things; politics do not have a simple common denominator within ten miles of x.

 

By the way, x = US isolationism. China did that once, back when they were the greatest nation on Earth. Wow. If we were to do that, just imagine... Not a happy thought. That means we'd be out of the loop when it comes to new technologies developed in foreign countries like Japan, Germany, and Hong Kong. No anime. No imported goods. Few to none when it comes to customer support. Sure, I suppose that solves the issue of outsourcing, but then it also eliminates the exchange of ideas. Say good-bye to your Nintendo game systems, your Susuki vehicles, etc, etc, as well as half of the books in Barnes and Noble (aka Books-a-Million for some of you). As much as you apparently hate to admit it, the United States is not a self-sustaining country.

 

(I have to admit, though, that this speech isn't completely horrible. We should just drop out of Iraq and stop playing World Police.)

 

As for diplomatic embassies, you have to remember that good things often come with a price. You're just looking at the price, but look at all we've gained from those diplomatic relations. Without those, this would be an isolated country. But it's not. And because of that, we get stuff.

 

As for the "if you are reading this in English" part, a final thought: the soldiers you're supposed to thank for that aren't doing anything about the increased use of Spanish in southern states. I'm not saying that that's a bad thing (though I'm not saying that I adore it), but I hope the author of this realizes that Spanish is not English. Ha!

 

That's about all. No hard feelings towards those of you I know, and no happy feelings toward any of this year's presidential candidates. They all stink from here to Pluto.

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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> > My Fellow Americans:
> > As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
> >
> > Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,
> > Our mission in Iraq is complete.
> >
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of
> > All American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30
> days.
> >
> >
> > It is now to begin the reckoning.
> > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
> which
> > have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict.
> > This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and
> > Poland are some of the countries listed there.
> >
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first list.
> > Most of the worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
> > distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid
> > To those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely.
> > The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the
> > costs of the Iraqi war.
> >
> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into
> > Third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
> > corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?
> > Call France.
> >
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect
> > this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still
> > have at home.
> >
> > On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us
> > And we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your
> > Friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to
> > terrorize?
> > Try France, or maybe China.
> >
> > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work
> > Out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of
> you
> > can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there.
> > Big tables,too.
> >
> > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations
> > with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades.
> >
> > We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking
> > tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> > crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> > have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> > watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
> > the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
> >
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2.
> > Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks
might
> > want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2.
> > President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude
> > adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions
sitting
> > around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start
> > doing something with your oil.
> >
> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> > starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway.
> > It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its
> > Own citizens.
> > Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying,
> > "damn tootin."
> >
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life
> > Around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about
> > everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America.
> > It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to
> > eliminate World Cup Soccer from America.
> >
> > To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We
> > owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought.
> > Drop dead.
> >
> > God bless America. Thank you and good night.
> >
> > If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
> > English, thank a soldier.
> >
> > ( Please forward this to at least ten friends and see
> > what happens. Let's get this to every USA computer!)

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