Hah. I get on the internet so rarely now... Blogger's a rather inspiring writing tool, and I have English homework due tomorrow, so the logical conclusion leads to my action... Lemme rephrase: my logical conclusion leads to this action. There. It all makes sense now.


They infest every high school in America and send their delegates to public malls and restaurants, evangelizing their gospel of "love" (whether it truly is or not, one can hardly be sure). Who has not ventured into these supposedly safe places and discovered an overly affectionate, touchy-feely couple? Nearly everyday when I exchange materials at my locker, I encounter two of these lovey-dovey pairs, who stand extraordinarily close together, as if proclaiming their oneness.