Next USG symposium: How to defend Case in the event of a zombie attack.

Seriously, it is a common topic on campus (and hub-chat, apparently). Nominated defensible buildings include the Interfaith Center (ironically, but it does have enough concrete to block out wifi signals), Olin (has Project Club and the Formula SAE labs, among others), Clarke Tower (brick/concrete building with great "arrow-slits"), and, for some reason, Clark Hall.

In other news, the second quote of the year: "The issue 'X's computer finally bit the dust' has been resolved."