*smiles evilly*

If I learned one thing this Christmas, it's that deodorant can be used as an air freshener.

If I learned one thing from writing Hot Pink, it was how to spell lieutenant.

If I learned one thing from Imperial Trainee Theodore Houndini (Anderson), it was that there's always someone out there that's less sanitary than you as long as you take showers.

If I learned one thing from Star Wars, it's that there's always more bad guys than good guys.

If I learned one thing from !Hero, it's that even though the bad guys talk all high and mighty, they run away from the good guys, therefore letting them win.

If I learned one thing from Stargate, it's that the bad guys seldom run away, especially if they wear metal kilts or have glowing eyes.

If I learned one thing from slow computers, it's that the slower they are, the worse things are about to become.

If I learned one thing from long bus rides, it's that CD players and sleep are good things.

If I learned one thing from strange, acknowledging e-mails, it's that pointless activities make you think.

If I learned one thing from thinking, it's that... don't think.

If I learned one thing from my "advanced" math class, it's that, no matter what anything observes from test scores, I still can't do math.

If I learned one thing from typing, it's that I usually can't.

If I learned one thing from graduating fourth grade, it's that I'm good with logic... after eight years of nine hours of sleep.

If I learned one thing from gym, it's that the guys are (how many are there?) Idiot, Moron, Nerfherder, Baka, Beranmee, Gormless... Oh, I guess I forgot their names over break.

If I learned one thing from study hall, it's that you should ALWAYS and FOREVER carry $1.50 with you for Hersheys chocolate milk shakes.

If I learned one thing from biology, it's that it doesn't suck--it blows! (Quote from the teacher!)

If I learned one thing from English, it's that it's only vaguely interesting if you like to write.

If I learned one thing from German, it's that the rest of the guys are Gormless the Zweimal, Bermanmee the Dreiundzwanzigmal, Baka the Zweihundertmal, and Nerfherder the Achtzehnmal.