Is it possible to get up on the wrong side of the bed? Let's see.

For the past couple weeks, I've been getting up on the left side of the bed. My mornings were half-decent, but I got tired around fourth and eighth, and I was not in good spirits in the afternoons.

This week, I've been getting up on the right side of the bed. My mornings have been pretty bad, but I was more awake during the day, and I was in fairly good spirits in the afternoon.

Moral of the story: don't get out of bed.